Salmond under the Darling knife
Surgical incision without anesthetic made
for painful viewing last night. Quite why Alex Salmond thought he could continue to shrug
off legitimate questions about what currency an independent Scotland might use
by amateurish obfuscation and selective quotation is utterly baffling. Monotone
Darling adopted the novel idea of assuming the role of an inquisitive 8 year
old and it worked. As the groans turned to jeers, the former chancellor
cleverly offered child like simplicity and the process of elimination to entice
the First Minister to answer the question that we would all like to know the
answer to; he skillfully exposed the Achilles heel of the yes campaign.
Jeremy Bentham coined the phrase ‘nonsense
upon stilts’ to describe rhetoric on natural rights; Alastair Darling has
substituted ‘nonsense’ for ‘stupidity’ to describe currency union without political
union. Economic competence matters and if ‘stupidity on stilts’ sticks then the
odds on a yes vote will lengthen further than 4/1 which they fell to in the
aftermath of Salmond’s stuttering and stumbling.
When given his chance to rise from under the
surgeon’s knife, Salmond’s response suggested that anesthetic might actually
have been used after all. He chose to cross-examine Darling on an Andy Burnham
joke about driving on the right and the probability of attacks from outer
space. Darling couldn’t believe his luck as he scored the open goal and sarcastically
ridiculed the First Minister’s lack of humor. Isn't it supposed to be Salmond
who is the smug and glib political heavyweight? On the evidence of last night
he has lost weight both literally and metaphorically. I’d better get down to
the bookies.